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...with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.” ~Jean Kerr 12. “I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.” ~Erma Bombeck 13. “I’m on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I’ve lost 45 days.” ~Author Unknown 14. “My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you l...


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...he penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author unknown More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author unknown Thou shouldst eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a...


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